volcainist:

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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(via ruinedchildhood)

zabsofnightvale:

you know you’ve achieved true greatness when the advertisement before your video is FOR your video

(via ruinedchildhood)

worstpal:

"McNuggets aren’t real meat!!!" 

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(via baelor)

averagebare:

Fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” Date girls who are supernaturally pretty. Date a hot-ass ghost. Date a fucking alien. 

(Source: slayboybunny, via black--lamb)

bombing:

rangedrelic:

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

*enchanted

thanks for catching that typo. can’t believe i missed it

(via laughtime)

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

(via kurotokyo)

90skindofworld:

Every black couple before going to sleep

(via blackgirlsrpretty2)